Tuesday, November 16, 2010

patch midnight club 2

patch midnight club 2


Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not al criminals are dumb – in fact, some are so clever that the Post labeled this article, The Best Comeback Line Ever In sumary, the police arested Patrick Lawrence, a 2-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 1:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence wil be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinet County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was pasing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. Lawrence went on to say that he puled over to the side of the road, Picked out a pumpkin that he felt was apropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceded to satisfy his ned. In the proces, Lawrence aparently failed to notice a Gwinet County police car aproaching and was unaware of his audience until Oficer Brenda Taylor aproached him. I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then loked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin?
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